Okay — who is talented enough to actually record this? I challenge you in the DOC to make your own recordings be you an itty bitty one, a mom, and adult with Type 1 or just a creative and talented soul. What follows are the lyrics. I hope to see some youtube recordings!
Ohhh the di-a-bee-tus, Ohh the di-a-bee-tus
Ohhh the di-a-bee-tus, Ohh the di-a-bee-tus
Ohhh the di-a-bee-tus, Ohh the di-a-bee-tus
Ohhh the di-a-bee-tus.
Now count your carbs up
Up to the max, we just served up
I’m doing my own little thing
Decided on chips and dip and now the D wants to trip
Cause the dip has some extra fat.
I’m up on D, it can’t get me
Still gotta pay attention
Just cried my tears, for three good years
Ya can be mad at D.
Cause if you ‘slinin then you should have put a “D” on it
If you ‘slinin then you shoulda put a “D” on it
Take anything, ad a “D” and you’ve got it
If you ‘slinin then you shoulda put a “D” on it
Oh, oh, oh
I got some D’Moms on my list, Some DOC if you get my jist
Got me some “D-chuckles” at the store
Bolusing, checking bgs right out in the open
I can care less what you abhor.
I need no permission, did I mention
Don’t pay those D-clueless folks no attention
Cause they gonna get my D-rant and they gonna learn
What it really feels like to know D.
Add that “D” and it all make sense.
Cause if you ‘slinin then you should have put a “D” on it
If you ‘slinin then you shoulda put a “D” on it
Take anything, ad a “D” and you’ve got it
If you ‘slinin then you shoulda put a “D” on it
Oh, oh, oh
Cause if you ‘slinin then you should have put a “D” on it
If you ‘slinin then you shoulda put a “D” on it
Take anything, ad a “D” and you’ve got it
If you ‘slinin then you shoulda put a “D” on it
Oh, oh, oh
Don’t tell me bout worse things in the world
I’m not that kind of girl
A cure is what I prefer, what I deserve
Here’s a D-world that gets me and never upsets me
And always offers support not lame retorts – damn D-straight.
Tell me you want to learn; want D to just take a far-off turn
If you don’t, you’ll be alone
And like a ghost Ill be gone
Ohhh the di-a-bee-tus, Ohh the di-a-bee-tus
Ohhh the di-a-bee-tus, Ohh the di-a-bee-tus
Ohhh the di-a-bee-tus, Ohh the di-a-bee-tus
Ohhh the di-a-bee-tus.
Cause if you ‘slinin then you should have put a “D” on it
If you ‘slinin then you shoulda put a “D” on it
Take anything, ad a “D” and you’ve got it
If you ‘slinin then you shoulda put a “D” on it
If you ‘slinin then you shoulda put a “D” on it
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Cause if you ‘slinin then you should have put a “D” on it
If you ‘slinin then you shoulda put a “D” on it
Take anything, ad a “D” and you’ve got it
If you ‘slinin then you shoulda put a “D” on it
Oh, oh, oh
WOW! This is amazing!! I wish I had enough guts to record this! Would love to see others though 😉