“D-tunes” Beyonce Style

June 9, 2011By 1 Comment

Okay — who is talented enough to actually record this? I challenge you in the DOC to make your own recordings be you an itty bitty one, a mom, and adult with Type 1 or just a creative and talented soul. What follows are the lyrics. I hope to see some youtube recordings! 

Is this how Beyonce Would D-sing? And: if she wore this where would she put her pump?

Ohhh the di-a-bee-tus, Ohh the di-a-bee-tus

Ohhh the di-a-bee-tus, Ohh the di-a-bee-tus

Ohhh the di-a-bee-tus, Ohh the di-a-bee-tus

Ohhh the di-a-bee-tus.

 

Now count your carbs up

Up to the max, we just served up

I’m doing my own little thing

Decided on chips and dip and now the D wants to trip

Cause the dip has some extra fat.

 

I’m up on D, it can’t get me

Still gotta pay attention

Just cried my tears, for three good years

Ya can be mad at D.

 

Cause if you ‘slinin then you should have put a “D” on it

If you ‘slinin then you shoulda put a  “D” on it

Take anything, ad a “D” and you’ve got it

If you ‘slinin then you shoulda put a “D” on it

Oh, oh, oh

 

I got some D’Moms on my list, Some DOC if you get my jist

Got me some “D-chuckles” at the store

Bolusing, checking bgs right out in the open

I can care less what you abhor.

 

I need no permission, did I mention

Don’t pay those D-clueless folks no attention

Cause they gonna get my D-rant and they gonna learn

What it really feels like to know D.

 

Add that “D” and it all make sense.

Cause if you ‘slinin then you should have put a “D” on it

If you ‘slinin then you shoulda put a  “D” on it

Take anything, ad a “D” and you’ve got it

If you ‘slinin then you shoulda put a “D” on it

Oh, oh, oh

 

Cause if you ‘slinin then you should have put a “D” on it

If you ‘slinin then you shoulda put a  “D” on it

Take anything, ad a “D” and you’ve got it

If you ‘slinin then you shoulda put a “D” on it

Oh, oh, oh

 

Don’t tell me bout worse things in the world

I’m not that kind of girl

A cure is what I prefer, what I deserve

 

Here’s a D-world that gets me and never upsets me

And always offers support not lame retorts – damn D-straight.

Tell me you want to learn; want D to just take a far-off turn

If you don’t, you’ll be alone

And like a ghost Ill be gone

 

Ohhh the di-a-bee-tus, Ohh the di-a-bee-tus

Ohhh the di-a-bee-tus, Ohh the di-a-bee-tus

Ohhh the di-a-bee-tus, Ohh the di-a-bee-tus

Ohhh the di-a-bee-tus.

 

Cause if you ‘slinin then you should have put a “D” on it

If you ‘slinin then you shoulda put a  “D” on it

Take anything, ad a “D” and you’ve got it

If you ‘slinin then you shoulda put a “D” on it

If you ‘slinin then you shoulda put a “D” on it

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh

 

Cause if you ‘slinin then you should have put a “D” on it

If you ‘slinin then you shoulda put a  “D” on it

Take anything, ad a “D” and you’ve got it

If you ‘slinin then you shoulda put a “D” on it

Oh, oh, oh

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  1. Lauren says:

    WOW! This is amazing!! I wish I had enough guts to record this! Would love to see others though ;)

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